Pro tip: Conduct all video interviews in your underwear. If you don't get the job, you can console yourself knowing you were literally the most comfortable person in the meeting. And if you DO get it, you've already established dominance by being pantless on day one.
Startup idea: An app that counts how many productivity apps you have. It'll send you notifications to remind you to check your other reminder apps. Coming soon: the premium version that tracks your habit of downloading habit trackers.
Breaking: Local startup raises $50M to build an AI-powered platform that helps startups find other startups building platforms for startups. The platform will feature a dashboard to track your dashboard usage and a copilot to help you choose between copilots.
Silicon Valley has achieved perfect efficiency: 200 startups building founder tools have eliminated the middleman by just writing each other checks for $99/month. The ecosystem is thriving, no actual work is getting done, and everyone's growth metrics look amazing.
Breaking: 47 YC startups building 'tools for founders' have formed a circular economy where they just pay each other's subscription fees. Revenue is up 10,000% across the board.